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Blackpool Lights 

Only the greatest modern rock group ever.

They are from Kansas City, Missouri.

The band was founded by Jim Suptic (guitarist), Brian Everard (bassist), Billy Brimblecom (drummer), althought Billy left the band... but Billy was an awesome guy; he had cancer in his leg.

Blackpool Light's first full album, This Town's Disaster, was released in June of 2006, from Curb Appeal Records.

The songs on This Town's Disaster are:
This Town's Disaster*
Blue Skies**
Empty Tank*
Maybe Just Maybe*
It's Never About What It's About*
The Truth About Love**
Goodnight to Romance**
Crash Sounds*
Cursed By Yourself*
Lost Without You*
Unlucky*
and The Last Place*.

(*My favorites. **My favorite favorites... Although I like all of them.)


They have gone on to make music videos, which are also very cool.


A band that I greatly respect.
Person 1: *singing* Please don't wait forever, please don't throw it all away, I'm watching these blue skies fa...

Person 2: Hey, that's a cool song, where'd you hear it?

Person 1: Oh, it's from this really amazingly amazing band called Blackpool Lights!!11!1!!

Person 2: Wow, they sound wonderful!

Person 1: They are. *smilesmilesmile* (:
Blackpool Lights by H.M. Switz December 20, 2008
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Blackpool Traffic Light

A Blackpool Traffic Light is a traffic light used to tell cars whether to stop or go. More specifically, located in the absolute shithole that is Blackpool.
Traffic Light (in Blackpool):*turns red*
Guy 1: "It's a Blackpool Traffic Light!"
Guy 2: "No shit, we're in Blackpool."
Blackpool Traffic Light by Desiro January 8, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026