Topest

to be superior or exceed the standard

Guy 1: "hey {insert yugo name here} are you a weapon"

Guy 2: "yeh im a weapon"

Guy 1: "what kind of weapon"?

Guy 2: "umm, a top one"!

Guy 1: "how top"?

Guy 2: "the topest" !!!!

Topest by unclejoe December 20, 2008

toester strudel 

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after

Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl

toester strudel by Quacky September 9, 2020

Toester 

Someone you should love very much!!!! He is my favorite purple flaming toester :)

Guys toester is here holy shit

Toester by carlo!! October 15, 2020

anal tapestry 

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

anal tapestry by breakingbad December 27, 2012

typestolgia 

(n.) - A nostalgia for old manual and electric typewriters as well as the sound of typewriting on such machines

"I like my computer with its sleek keyboard, of course, but I must say, I also harbor a personal typestolgia for the old days of manual typewriters and electric typewriters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, May 15, 2010

typestolgia by PRwiz101 May 21, 2010

Topster 

For ESL people who lives in Brasil we like to use the word Top to adjectivate something or someone which is the best of something Like examples below:
1.This restaurant is top

2.My girlfriend is top

However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster

2.My girlfrind is the topster

1.Dude,of course I want to bang that girl but she told me she will only go out for dinner with me if I take her to the topster restaurant in town and I am flat broken.
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .

Topster by #princeofalltradeskingofnone November 19, 2018

Tapestryshopp'd 

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.

"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."

Tapestryshopp'd by CurtisDK August 10, 2009