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A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
lolcock by kitschpig May 28, 2009
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When someone or something makes you laugh so hard it hurts.
My brother shit his pants, I totally lolfucked.
lolfucked by AlexDubb April 5, 2009

Lollicked 

Frollicked with an L at the beginning.
Danced.

Also means eaten gloriously.
She lollicked through the fields.

He lollicked the ice cream cone
Lollicked by lilypad111 April 17, 2011

lullocked 

Violation, trick, practical joke or mischievous act played on a victim.
"Ah man, you've just been well and truly lullocked!"
"Guy got lullocked"
lullocked by CitywideMars50 July 4, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026