shitnuts 

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

shitnuts by Moose February 20, 2005

shitnuts 

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.

go away you shitnuts

shitnuts by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

Shitnuts 

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh

Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(

Shitnuts by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011

Shitnuts 

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Shitnuts by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022

Shitnuts 

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.

Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.

Shitnuts by Dumbuss Cargleuss June 9, 2022

shiznuts 

1. An interjection used to say something you have earned, lost, forgotten, completed, etc.
2. Funny word that takes the place of "shit." Usually makes other people laugh, and also is legit to use in school.

Oh shiznuts I forgot to get my history book from my locker!

shiznuts by ltsMeexD January 12, 2009

shit-nuts 

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front

Ralph is shit-nuts

shit-nuts by Marc December 14, 2002