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massage the donut 

to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.
I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.
massage the donut by Nive7 June 2, 2010

Massaging The Donut 

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

eat the donut 

Term used to describe doing something you don't want to do, getting a bad deal, or just getting screwed in general. It refers to the act of eating a donut off of a fully erect penis. The act provides pleasure to the donut bearer while humiliating the donut eater.
Driving instructor: Hey bud, you didn't park between those cones.

Trainee: Come on man! I really need this job.

Driving instructor: Well bud, you're goin to have to eat the donut if you want driving privileges.

Aaron: Nice motocycle Kevin. How much did you pay for it?

Kevin: Uhhhhh..$4500.00. Ain't it

Aaron: Wow. You really ate the donut on that deal!

Mark: Did Dr. Lowe give you that promotion yet or what?

Henry: No. He said it would be ANOTHER month. I've been working here 12 hours a day 6 days a week plus I went to his house and fixed his lawnmower, camper, and his brother's rotor tiller.

Mark: Man, you've really had to eat the donut to get this promotion.
eat the donut by Gimp daddy November 26, 2013

flipping the donut 

Flipping the donut is a phrase that was made up specifically for people that constantly uses other people's words as their own. It started as a social experiment for such people to see if they would use it, even if they don't even know what it means or where it came from. It actually means "you're being lame" as people who use other people's trademarks are pretty damn lame.
That guy is buying Pokemon cards. He's totally flipping the donut right now.
flipping the donut by Slobe January 2, 2009

drop the donut

when u fuck up
"dude dont drop the donut"
drop the donut by biguglyboy2 November 17, 2016

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."