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Chap Lap 

Doing constant and repetitious laps of Chapel St, Melbourne in a 'hotted up' car.

It ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Popular with the "Muzza" type.
"What are you doing this weekend?"

"Well I just got some new rims on my car, gonna take it out for a spin.."

"Sick, pick me up around and we'll do some Chap Laps"
Chap Lap by Little Maria August 19, 2008
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when a girl's vag (vagina/gine gine/pussy/taco/vagine/va-jj) is hella dry or "chapped" like chapped lips. might as well be a sandpaper puss/
damn dat gurl's got one chap lap nigga. i found out last night when i tried to fuck her but ma dick wouldnt slide in cause she got chap lap!!!
chap lap by Royseph Lee Johnson, III December 17, 2008

chap laps 

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"
"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"
chap laps by Jase April 1, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026