Word used in place of Jesus, usually for children who attend church a couple times and assume they aren’t going to hell.
by Beefy potato-rito March 28, 2019
by KMKIKMIM April 1, 2020
Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006
by William Nownes April 21, 2005
The cousin of Jesus.
by Jeff Belcher February 5, 2007
by Hellfired November 28, 2008