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Fabophobia 

The fear of logging on to Facebook, or creating an account. Stems from the fear of being judged by others, exposing your private life or having too few friends to add (and thus embarrassing the friends you already have).
Jess: "Sara said she's not on Facebook because she rejects the principles of mass consumerism and the resulting strife for self legitimization."
Jill: "Fail, thats fabophobia! She just doesn't have any friends to add!"
Fabophobia by Plumpedump April 3, 2009
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factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology
Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Fedophobia 

when you're doing something wrong then walk in public, you're too afraid to get caught so you look around to check if there's a police around you or looking for you. That's The Fedophobia
-He stole the shop with a Bally on, And he still ain't moving from his crip for a week, I think he got a Fedophobia.

- Fam i can't light this zoot in the street, I've got a Fedophobia.

- I'm going to smash an opp in the station, but i got no suttin on me cause i got a Fedophobia.
Fedophobia by k.trig October 22, 2020

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.
I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia
Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

Factphobia 

The fear of facts/truth getting told to a person
People with Factphobia are crybabies
Factphobia by idkurnamesorry June 18, 2018

Abophobia 

Phobia against Male Asians.
Asian boy: This girl accepted my follow request but won't follow me back in instagram
Friend: Why?
Asian Boy: I don't know maybe she has abophobia.

Friend: Why do you think so?
Asian Boy: She's following all of the white boys in our school but none of the asian ones.
Abophobia by bovely October 6, 2019

fomophobia 

When you have been tricked into buying cryptocurrencies that are on the rise, only to lose most of your investment. You now have fomophobia!
"Jan has fomophobia after she lost $10,000 investing in Syscoin. But that's only because she sold - if she held, she would have $100,000 of profit today!"
fomophobia by cryptosupremo October 17, 2017