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knick knack paddy crap 

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.
I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!
knick knack paddy crap by brorobo August 26, 2013

Paddy Connolly 

Paddy Connolly Absolutley Loves Maisey
Paddy Connolly by User2345869 April 26, 2022

Paddy Cake Fake-Out 

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.
Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

pocket paddy-cake 

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
pocket paddy-cake by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Paddy Cake 

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout
I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night
Paddy Cake by Just-Pads July 4, 2016