The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.
I willnever move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!
When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.
Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*
Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out
When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout