1) Snailkick - any encouraging action which speeds-up a definite process. To make somebody (or something) to do something faster.

2) Snailkick - a person which does everything slower, and has to be made to do it faster.

1) Alien#1: Hey, our spaceship's dragging like shit!

Alien#2: Hold on, i'll snailkick it! (pushing 'hyperjump' button)

2) Roomate#1: Second's such a snailkick, when he's occupying the toilet.

Roomate#3: Yeah, it takes hours to shit himself through.

Snailkick by Gothfrid January 4, 2014

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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