Evil Poptart

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

Evil Poptart by Negative November 11, 2003

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evil poptart

a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her

laura... the shooort onnnnnne

evil poptart by darknesscalledlove April 2, 2004

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evil poptart

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

evil poptart by drey&rin December 28, 2002

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Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

Evil Poptart by Skibby November 13, 2003

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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