ewack

combine ejaculate and
wacking-off
(synonyms of masturbating)

person 1: what are ya doin Friday?

person 2: i'll probably ewack and hit the hay

ewack by kyle_mitchell March 30, 2009

George Eacker 

An asshole who can’t count to fucking ten.

“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven—“
Philip Hamilton: AYE YO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE T E N
George Eacker: BRO, I CAN’T COUNT!

George Eacker by BroI’mmusicaltrash. September 24, 2019

Erackulate 

The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.

I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!

Erackulate by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Ejackulicious

(Equivalent to the girl word "Orgasmic")

Something that makes you feel as good or better than when you have an Erection.

The pizza was ejackulicious

Ejackulicious by Daren Lorenzo July 20, 2006

ehack 

A hack (often in software) that possesses a high level of elegance.

The product doesn't handle that case, but we used an ehack to work around that.

ehack by Am_I_2_nutz September 13, 2011

Ejacks 

"Ejacks" is slang for ejaculate.
Similar to the saying Sugma, it is used to do a little trolling.

Alex: Hey, have you heard of Ejacks?
Lucy: No. What is it?
Alex: Ejaculate all over your face!

Ejacks by Oragani April 17, 2021

pre-erackulation 

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".

The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!

pre-erackulation by Crackerbag April 15, 2010