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Long Schlong 

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.
*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*
Long Schlong by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018

Long Schlong 

Wow that’s a long schlong you got there”
Long Schlong by oogaboogaboi November 14, 2017

long schlong 

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!

long schlong silver 

Long Jon silver's big shiny dick
He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver
long schlong silver by Ron relby January 29, 2015