Bikejob 

The process of seducing an unknown member of the opposite sex and getting them to fellate you whilst sitting on a bike.

1) I was taking my new Schwinn out for a ride last night and came across a jogger, whom I seduced to the point of receiving a bikejob.

2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.

3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.

Bikejob by Hybrid1989 March 21, 2009

Bitejob 

A bad, toothy blowjob.

Ralph: How did it go with the girl you took back from the bar last night?

Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.

Ralph: Man that's too bad.

Bitejob by MSUDersh December 27, 2010

Bitejob 

A blowjob, wherein shortly after reaching orgasm, the giver of the blowjob will take a cheeky bite of the recipient's cock, and then eat it.

Doctor: "So how did your penis become dis-attached from your body sir?"
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".

Bitejob by ZacTheCannibal November 30, 2017