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Afterbye 

When you say your goodbyes on a telephone call, then you suddenly remember you had something else to say and re-ignite the conversation.
1) "ok mate, take care, speak to you soon, bye....oh wait! Did I tell you about...."

2) Dude 1: "Man, I'm so tired today, I was on the phone to Michelle last night"
Dude 2: "Till what time?"
Dude 1: "Well we said goodnight at about 11pm, but we Afterbye'd till gone midnight!"
Afterbye by StupidPeanut March 14, 2009
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Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"
Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

afterbreath 

The smell, distinct from the taste, of someone’s breath after eating out their girl.
Man, she tasted amazing last night, but my afterbreath smelled like a rotten fart.
afterbreath by Gmoosedawg July 9, 2019

Afterbreakup Bitch

A person who talks shit after you were in a relationship and tries to fuck up your life even if they are the ones who ended the relationship.
I tried to stay friends but she is such a big afterbreakup bitch
Afterbreakup Bitch by GaZs August 27, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026