A level of drunkenness characterized by a total lapse of lucidity, a lack of logical thinking, and a tendency to post meaningless philosophical dribble to one's story. From least to greatest, the scale of drunkenness goes: Buzzed, Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, Alexed.
Did you see Kom during the Trail of Tears? That man got Alexed before 4:00 P.M.!
by YaBoySquare May 11, 2017
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Taking free stuff under false pretenses; not coming through on your e-thuggery
I bought someones PSP on the internets, but he took the money and never shipped it.

Dude, you got Alexed!
by DirtyDrunkard October 24, 2008
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A fucking idiot, but it's simply part of his charm :)

He's incredibly funny and never fails to make you laugh. He's a complete goofball, which basically makes him a child. He's also very loyal to his friends, family, and significant other. If you know an Alex in your life, hold onto him! You will regret it if you let him go.

Although he's quite a handful at times, he truly makes it worth your while, because he is just simply amazing.
Damion: Yo, do you know Alex?
Mark: Yeah, dude. He's so fucking funny.
by meganBacon May 13, 2018
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alex is one of the most kind people you’ll meet. he tends to be misunderstood, but is someone that should never be taken for granted. hes someone that you could never find in anyone else. he deserves a lot more than he gets by people surrounding by him, and he may be a bit ignorant but its how he shows he cares. he may act like hes the shit and he doesnt care but when you get to know him hes one of the sweetest people you could meet. very out going, and deserves to be loved properly. hes very attractive and can pull bitches but they dont matter if you’re the girl he loves. he loves unconditionally, and tries to find the best in negative situations. he tends to cling onto good memories and tries to let to good overweigh the bad, even if theres nothing good to make out of something. hes a crackhead and is a little reckless but i still love him regardless of his decisions. he doesn’t ever listen because hes so set on what he wants, is very determined but always expects failure and doesnt tend to try. he would be so much happier if he listened to the ones surrounding him, but someone like alex cant be controlled unless you’re his girlfriend. he tends to think hes a terrible person due from his past, but he doesn’t believe his mistakes dont define him as a person. hes so much more than what he thinks to be, seems cocky but beats himself down a lot. he is an amazing person who deserves all he can get. but he needs to realize nothing lasts forever and you cant cling onto your past.
alex is a dumbass but special. at least to me, alex is a one of a kind.
by wheresyourlove November 23, 2021
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i saw alex and fucking killed me in fortnite
by BOT Birdie February 13, 2020
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Can easily become one of your closest friends. A really sweet boy, who also happens to be intelligent, there are no downsides to knowing an Alex. Handsome, funny, sweet, intelligent, and an amazing friend, always become friends with an Alex.
Wow! Alex is great!
by The Invisible Woman November 15, 2013
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A human name made for people.
Johnny: Oh, hi mark!
Alex: My name is Alex.
by SmalltwnBoi March 22, 2018
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