Boner Fairy

A little wiener shaped creature with wings that fly's through the night and gives people random erections while they sleep. Due to high volume of night time boners, the Boner Fairy is said to be quick a swift with her work, and seldom is spotted, and never is caught.

"Dude, I ripped a hole through my whities and my Egyptian cotton sheets. Boner Fairy must of paid a visit last night.

Boner Fairy by They call me Tanus December 9, 2008

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Boner Fairy • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face • boner-rific • Boner Trap • Boner Boy • boner doner

Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026