Libruhtarian 

Libruhtarian is an alternative to libertarian, meant to highlight the stupidity and internal inconsistencies of their ideology. It comes in two variants: "Libruhtarians" (with a capital "L") are even dumber than their small-l cousins.

Libruhtarians claim to support a national defense, at the same time as they support open borders. Those open borders would allow authoritarian regimes to in effect colonize parts of the U.S. by sending their people here, thus showing that libruhtarians don't really support defending the U.S.

Libruhtarian by 24AheadDotCom January 20, 2009

Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.

Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

Libratarian by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011

Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.

I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.

Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026