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valmorphanize 

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.
verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!
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valmorphanize 

From the Movie "Team America World Police" A change in a vehicle's structure and function by pressing a red button.
OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now.
valmorphanize by [AE] Gremlin October 15, 2004

valmorpharize 

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.
If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

valmorphanize 

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.
"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"
valmorphanize by jolt January 3, 2005

valmorpharize 

to change from somthing very sweet, to somthing much sweeter. There is a big red button labled this in all of the vehichles in team america world police that when pushed make that vehichle sweeter and changes it from a water, air , or land vehichle.
Baxter hit the valmorpharize button on the limo and it turned into an even sweeter airplane.

Gary valmorharized his jet into a sumbarin in about 2 seconds
valmorpharize by Garrett S May 21, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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