Shpoink

The act of a man ejaculating

I shpoinked in her eye!

by Nathan Pazdernik December 5, 2011

Shpoink

random word used for female sex toy

..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.

by Rebecca December 18, 2004

Shpoink!

Translation: Noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone's head after they've made a grievous error, 2) point to someone's chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.

"Did you take the last doughnut?"
"Yeah."
"(mild hit) Shpoink! Whaddya do that for?"

"D'Oh! I've been shpoinked!"

by Stephanie & Seth Landers November 6, 2003