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random word used for female sex toy
..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.
by Rebecca December 18, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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I shpoinked in her eye!
by Nathan Pazdernik December 04, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Translation: Noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone's head after they've made a grievous error, 2) point to someone's chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.
"Did you take the last doughnut?"
"Yeah."
"(mild hit) Shpoink! Whaddya do that for?"

"D'Oh! I've been shpoinked!"
by Stephanie & Seth Landers November 06, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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