scapefart 

noun - someone who has been blamed for another person's flatulence; verb - the act of blaming someone for the another's flatulence.

Bob passed gas and left the room quickly, leaving Mary to be his scapefart.

Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!

scapefart by Michael Lark November 4, 2008

Scaherfart 

(Adj.) What one should use to describe an item that has turned into a piece of crap or P.O.S.

Person 1: Dude your car has 8 dents, you've duct taped your mirror back on, you have 3 different rims on the tires, and you can't even open the passenger door. That's just embarassing.

Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.

Scaherfart by elliewat October 23, 2011

Scapegatling 

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

Scapegatling by Quixote February 8, 2019

Snakefarting 

Sticking a snake up your ass then sharting it back out.

Dude you know what I did with Linda last night? Let's just say she was Snakefarting all night!

Snakefarting by DickKickem101 April 28, 2017

scapecat 

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a cat.

*similar to scapedog

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....

scapecat by newspaperdude February 17, 2010

scalfart 

When a italian-american expels gas in such a way that it lets of a aroma of pepperoni and meatballs. Almost as if you get a taste of Tuscany, if Tuscany were made of shit bricks.

Bubba - "What's that smell!?"

Craig - "Sorry dude, I scalfarted"

scalfart by 15894 November 7, 2010

Slapfart 

(noun) a flatus expelled through the anus that delivers a sharp blow or smack, as if by an open hand or something flat. And smelly.

(Verb) to strike sharply with an odor not of this world so as to render your opponent, frat brother or wife dazed.

Incorrect Uses: verb stating that someone was slapped in the face so hard that gas was released. That would be a slap-fart, not a slapfart.

Dear God! That slapfart you just ripped left a red mark on my face and nearly gave me whiplash.

slapfartSBDSILENT BUT DEADLYSHARTCLEVELAND STEAMERLAURAPOTTER

Slapfart by BOWSHER79 July 15, 2014