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Orientify 

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.
I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.
Orientify by Headcircus February 10, 2008

Ordo Templi Orientis 

The Ordo Templi Orientis or O.T.O. is a magickal and fraternal organization devoted to the Law of Thelema. Founded by fringe Freemasons in 1902, it was designed to be a fusion of Western Mystery traditions and Indian Tantric practices. The infamous Aleister Crowley took over the organization in 1923, and held its leadership until his death in 1947. Today, the O.T.O. is an international organization with worldwide membership in the thousands.
I joined the Ordo Templi Orientis in 1996.
Orienthia is the funniest person you'll ever meet. She loves to crack jokes and she'll brighten up your day. She has the widest smile you have ever seen. Just being around her is amazing and awesome. And makes everyone day.
Person 1: Do you now Orienthia?
Person 2: Yeah, she's amazing. I'm trying to cuff her.
Orienthia by JYP_Trash99 August 16, 2019

oringina 

Gagging heavily on dingleberry sausage patty's tainted with a touch of hemroidal jungle juice, puckering out of your recalled transvaginal mesh..

to Stephan
Guys loves girls with oringina tendency's
oringina by tenderoni1169 November 24, 2014

Orienticles 

The nuts of an Asian guy.
Having slept with Jong, Sally became an admirer of his orienticles.
Orienticles by 3episodesofLITB December 29, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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