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The founder of Mars Hill "Bible" Church located in Grandville, Michigan, not to be confused with the Mars Hill Church pastored by Mark Driscoll in Seattle,Washington. Rob Bell says that he is a christian but if anyone truly listens to his NOOMA (coming from the greek word pneuma meaning wind or spirit) videos or pays attention to his book Velvet Elvis: Repainting the Christian Faith, you see that he is nothing more than a postmodern, subjective truth believing emergent heretic. He says in his book, "I say that the system (christianity) has to be changed. It has to be destroyed and replaced not with another system but with an entirely new way of life."(Pg. 120). This guy wants to repaint the christian faith to fit his own emergent agenda and propaganda. He believes that it is irrelevant or unimportant that the Virgin Mary actually be a virgin. Without a virgin birth there is NO Jesus. I went to public school and even I know that. Among many heresies he teaches under the guise of Christianity he teaches in his book and video series that Jesus is not necessarily the ONLY way to eternal life with God but simply the BEST way to "the depth of reality" (pg. 21). This is to dismiss orthodox Christianity completely. He is a liar and a heretic and a wolf in sheeps clothing.
JOHN: Dude, I want to go to church but I don't want to hear about Jesus or God or get preached at with the Bible.

DAVE: You should go to Rob Bell's church cuz they don't teach anything. And if you want to feel spiritual and new age watch Rob Bell's NOOMA videos.

JOHN: Thanks Dave! I always wanted to go to hell in an emergent hand basket!!



"Poop is emergent too."
Rob Bell by Cheez-it November 1, 2008
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I feel bad for Jeremy, I heard from his ex girlfriend that he's a robbell.
robbell by Markkkkk January 3, 2009
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026