Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

Danism by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Danism

The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.

"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."

Danism by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021

Danism

danism= a form of religion,you belive what you want to belive,when you want to belive it,regardless of ridicule.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.

see above for the definition of danism

Danism by SadistCharm March 9, 2010

Danism

Religion by the great Dan. Related to Communism, followers pledge loyalty to emperor Dan and the TI-84 seal of genius.

Danism is the best!

Danism by Merriam-Webster February 21, 2023

Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.

"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."

Danism by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019

Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

Danism by Danist October 16, 2010

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

danism by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008