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Hard Taco 

hey man, you got any of them hard tacos??
Hard Taco by xale420 October 28, 2008

Bonus Hard Taco 

When someone say's something stupid or a false statement, the person listening is able to call a "bonus hard taco" which means that you are able to hit the person twice on the sholder and once on the back of the head.

Rules that apply:

1) If the person calls "late!" before you are able to say "bonus hard taco" you are not permitted to give them a bonus

2) The other person is able to call whether it's a "bonus HARD taco" or a "bonus SOFT taco" (when something said isn't VERY stupid, it's a soft taco)

Hard Shell Taco

The equivalent of "Morning Wood" Hard Shell refers to the hardened clit and Taco refers to the vagina.
"I woke up with a major Hard Shell Taco today."
Hard Shell Taco by something_else February 21, 2015

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024