ten ton shit Share definition Flag A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks. OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole! ten ton shit by Overell1338 October 27, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the ten ton shit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch