owl shit 

extremely slippery

After the dude slipped and fell on the newly waxed floor, he got up and exclaimed "Wow, that floor is slicker than owl shit".

owl shit by elbib October 21, 2008

GREASED OWL SHIT 

The most slippery compound known to man.

Dad- "Be careful driving in this bad weather. The roads are slicker than greased owl shit."

GREASED OWL SHIT by TheMarkNorman September 15, 2016

dumber than owl shit 

Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.

People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.

dumber than owl shit by Chris Wollesen April 1, 2006

Neater than owl shit 

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

Neater than owl shit by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

slicker than owl shit 

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"

Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.

slicker than owl shit by headth August 22, 2011

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

Tougher than boiled owl shit by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

Owl Shitty 

The band faggots refer to as "Owl City".

"Did you hear that new song by Owl City?"

"Oh, you mean Owl Shitty? Those gijantic faggots?"

Owl Shitty by derpstick December 5, 2010