duck

A bird that quacks. You probably already know what this means. Try not to use this while texting because it is similar to both *uck and d*ck, and UI and FD are right next to each other. Use with caution...

Did you see that new emoji of a d*ck? Oops I meant duck!!! heheheheh...

by Courtney Aranyos May 21, 2016

duck

the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard

(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022

duck

a random youtuber that makes whatever content that he wants but his best friend joey has one to called joey8809

idiot 1; have you seen the duck
idiot 2;yes
idiot 1;do you like his content?
idiot 2;kinda

by Josephofthe12yearolds December 29, 2021

duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

duck

duck=dumb fuck

get it strait u ducks!!!! its not an animal

by boB August 13, 2003

duck

A derogatory term used for guys that are about as cool as aids.

While we were at the local bar, this duck tried to hit on my girlfriend, and in the process spilled his beer all over her.

by Al G June 27, 2005