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pecker pants 

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.
Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.
pecker pants by foogan October 18, 2008

keep your pecker in your pants 

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.
Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!

puckerpants

Pants that look as though they’ve been sucked up into a person’s anal cavity.
Watching a progressively horrific sinkhole of cloth disappearing between the cheeks, I landed on the term puckerpants.
puckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017