5 definitions by foogan

maysel

Abbreviation/shorthand for "May as well"

Person 1: Says here that sugar acts on your brain in the same way as alcohol and cocaine.

Person 2: Well I Maysel get back on the drugs and alcohol instead to make it worth my while!

by foogan March 15, 2017

pecker pants

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.

Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.

by foogan September 4, 2008

canoe sex

Drinking light beer.

'Fucking close to water'

Hey this beer is canoe sex. What the.. Who ordered this??

by foogan June 11, 2006

tfc

In P.E.I. if you don't pay for cable, then you get TFC- Two Fucking Channels (ATV and CBC)

If you're lucky and have your antenna set juuuust right, then you might be one of the chosen few who can receive Advanced TFC, where you can tune in fuzzy, but barely watchable Global.

Fuck cable, I grew up with TFC, and I turned out fine.

Mr Dressup and TMNT rocked my socks as a youngster.

YTV blows your Dad

by foogan February 5, 2008

clackhead

It's a crackhead, only said by some Haitian cabbie to Chev Chelios upon getting into the back of his cab in a disorderly state, before offering him some "Haitian sheet"

What matter with you, you fucking clackhead?

Get out of my cab, fucking clackhead.

Try this Haitian sheet, fucking clackhead.

by foogan April 6, 2009