Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.
I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!
by fallenaway August 30, 2008
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A person who 'burgles' your turds
Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar
by Ben Gordon February 03, 2006
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Turd-Burglar

One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.
Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!
by SupamanS March 03, 2009
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When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
by Sidney Abello February 12, 2004
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"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"
by - August 04, 2002
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jeez joe is a turd burglar!!
by turd-bur-gal-er April 25, 2003
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In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003
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