Uhhh when you place 2 bags around an item you're trying to carry??? You fuckin idiots
I asked the bagger to double-bag my groceries because the last time I went shopping my family-size jar of mayonnaise fell fuckingstraight to my kitch floor.
When a woman has such an extreme butter face that two bags are used during intercourse. One over her head, and one over yours just in case hers breaks.
Person 1: OMG you actually slept with that skank?
Person 2: <sigh> yeah, I had to double bag it.