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A guy who has a girlfriend way out of his league despite being a total cunt
Jeff's girlfriend is way out of his league! He's a total dilcher!
dilcher by buccfoi March 12, 2017
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Dillyhead 

You’re all fat because you eat too much sugar, except for rich who is definitely not a Dillyhead
Dillyhead by NotADillyhead September 19, 2022

Dillyhead 

You’re all dillyheads because you eat too much sugar (except rich)
Dillyhead by MichNeis October 9, 2022

El Dilcher

It means that I am The Dilch Commander, no one rules the Dilch like me, not you, not some other little fuck, none of you little fucks out there!
Random Dilch Victim #1: Ah... shit here comes El Dilcher.

Random Dilch Victim #2: Holy Fuck dude!

-THERE'S A STRUGGLE

Random Dilch Victim #1: Damn man I've never been dilched like that before.

Random Dilch Victim #2: If you hold your breath for forty-five seconds, release and say El Dilcher Rules it seems to help.
El Dilcher by DeboXXX May 19, 2007
(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.

Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.

Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.

Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
dilche by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006

dillhead 

1) a person or being, acting completely ignorant
2) a person or being with a dildo shaped head
dude quit being such a dillhead
dillhead by dillhead October 1, 2008