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mockward 

1) Making a situation more awkward by mocking how awkward it is. The situation need not be awkward in the first place.

Apparently coined by Washington Post columnist Monica Hesse.

2) Mocking someone in an awkward — and thereby probably unsuccessful — manner.

Apparently coined by then-Columbia Journalism Review assistant editor Megan Garber.
Someone asked to define the word "awkward" will often resort to describing the task as "awkward," which is just mockward. When someone does the same with "mockward," it's meta-mockward.
mockward by PBMax May 11, 2008

Neil Mockler 

The big boi that is always playin' the harp, yet this boi is generally small in stature and loves his jack and hondyke, as well as his BILLY!!! He also always asks if something is funny over there.
Something funny over there Billy?
That's such a Neil Mockler
Neil Mockler by littleharp October 1, 2018
popular or notorious amongst most or all board users on makeoutclub.com (circa 2000-2001 only). etymology: coined by username StupidStupidStupid
i wish i were mocular so people would reply to my stupid threads.
mocular by block1of4 September 22, 2003
Slang word used only by huge dorks, and people who spend too much time on the computer. The definition means that someone is "really cool", but it's only uttered by losers at computer parties, or used by morons posting on the Makeoutclub messageboard.
"That girl on page 653 is so mocular. I think I'm going to try to find her over AIM."
mocular by Ma Ma Monkey February 24, 2004
Noun: A very quiet guitarist with tendencies to snap into an uncontrollable rage....
Did you see Mocktar shove those drumsticks up bobby's ass
Mocktar by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010
1. A snitch. Someone who will get another person in trouble even though they are the ones who are to blame
2.A very creepy person, who also thinks they're hot shit. Socially awkward around women and randomly hits on girls on facebook they dont even know
Ex. 1 "I heard that kid is a mockler. He just blamed his little brother for drinking from the family liqour cabinet when it was actually him
Ex. 2 "That kid just walked up to me and my girlfriend and just told me that my girl has an awesome ass. What a fucking mockler....
Mockler by DisGuy April 29, 2013