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when ur pubes rot and u can grow veggies out of them
ahhhhh! hes got grimley
grimley by Liam Hughes October 26, 2007

Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.
When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants
Jack Grimley by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023

Grimey Grant 

When an individual named Grant uses his extreme intellect to humiliate, embarrass, and or really piss of another person. He often does so by performing a series of small yet irritable annoyances. A Grimey Grant uses ones flaws against them, all for his own entertainment. If you are a victim of a Grimey Grant, you will most likely spiral downwards into a deep state of depression.
“Yo what’s up with Brendan, he looks really depressed, is he good?”
—“Yeah he’s fine, he was just getting mentally abused by Grimey Grant”
Grimey Grant by can’t simp April 16, 2020
The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.
Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!
Grimsley by AnAsshole’sSon May 30, 2018

grimey grunge

A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.
Alec: (during a grimey grunge) Oi Libbie!
Libbie: yes?
Alec: Get over here and drink this grunge!
grimey grunge by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016

GrimmeyGhost 

You heard of GrimmeyGhost ? He on Straight Gangsta !
GrimmeyGhost by BigGrimey November 22, 2021