Hagner

A bearesque human known for his large girth, and infamous "dinasaur" move.. someone who measures their alcohol tolerance in Das boots and Tom Collins's.. also has a faint odor of Salami, and gives out great gorilla masks..

Mulesavitch: who's drinking beer and eating salami?
Meng Wang: No that just Hagner.. He have funny hair on face!

by Patrick Little July 30, 2008

Senator Hagner

the GOAT🗣🗣🗣🗣🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

person 1: you see that new senator hagner tweet?
person 2: yeah that shit was fire he the goat frfr

by whatyoutalkinbout October 5, 2020