timelexia 

(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.

Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia

timelexia by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008

Typelexia 

n. a theoretical disorder associated with impairment of the ability to type like a normal human being. Some common occurances include inserting a space in the wrong place (1), using a captial letter unintentionally (2,3), releasing the shift key early when using punctuation (4), accidently inverting letters (5).

1) "Here isa n exampl eof typelexia!!"
2) "hEre is an example of typelexia!!"
3) "HEre is an example of typelexia!!"
4) "Here is an example of typelexia!1"
5) "Here si an exmapel of typelexia!!"

Typelexia by Brian Rooker January 2, 2007

timenesia 

1. The feeling one experiences when looking at a clock and finding it is a much different time than anticipated, which ultimately sends one into a life altering frenzy by summoning up emotions that range from immense relief to horrified shock and confusion
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is

A: my eyes burn!!
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*

timenesia by varsitycrew July 5, 2009

typelexia 

A physical "abnormality" that causes us to type the same word wrong all the time. We know the correct spelling but we type the letters in the wrong order.

I suffer from typelexia and always type the word "item" as "tiem".

typelexia by Dennis P Ryan January 24, 2009

Titlexia 

1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.

2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas

It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together

Titlexia by Glenydotcom March 15, 2014

typelexia 

Dyslexia while typing.

Jack: uhh thats 0253
Jill: oops i meant 0235
Jack: got dyslexia?
Jill: no, typelexia.

typelexia by Auddie January 31, 2004

timelia 

another word for the winner.
usually has a lot of friends, is funny and gives good advice.
all-round, the best person in the world.

"timelia is a winner"

timelia by anonymous September 15, 2020