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Lay an Egg

to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.
Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)
Lay an Egg by Jenkins! June 14, 2008

Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.
"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"
Lay an Egg by Wolf89 August 19, 2008

Lay an egg

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"
Lay an egg by sunnystormyblue April 17, 2021

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result
We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.
Lay an egg by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.
Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.
Lay an Egg by JLSISTHEBESTT December 7, 2010