skeff

The lifestyle choice when an individual realizes they are better than their peers.

Dan: "I have decided to be skeff."
Mark: "Why?"
Dan: "Because I've realized I'm better than you."

by Launde October 06, 2011

skeff

someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy

dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know

by PK Mercle August 20, 2008

skeff

anything that can be nasty or deragatory. It's a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. Usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the "S" word.

"Sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff."

"Dude, I have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a crap."

"My dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside."

fart turd poop beef smelly skeff

by mike oxtoobig December 25, 2009

Skeff

To wipe your Guche/Gooch on an object or person!

Oh man, I totally skeffed my boss's telephone mouthpiece before I quit my job!

by Rich Squires January 24, 2008

Skeff

(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight

A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!

by Babdale December 10, 2003

Skeff

skeff (pronounced SKEF/ˈskɛf/) — a Lincolnshire regional, informal insult meaning someone scruffy, sleazy, a bit gross or rough around the edges; can also mean a loud/coarse, socially unpleasant person.

Similar to: scruff, heffer, scrub, and greb

Your mums a right skeff

Ew you wear pyjamas outside, you skeff

by Local.slang.supporter August 30, 2025