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flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007
Related Words

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out

Zoinkle Floinkled 

When you’re high as fuck and can only respond by mumbling quietly and groaning.
Friend 1: Get yo curry up so you can get yo hurry up im zoinkle floinkled

Friend 2: what
1. A person or group of people who are considered to be losers, uncool, and all around unpopular.

2. Describes people who are may think they are cool or popular but in reality are just unathletic losers.
"I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of FLONKIES"

Prince

"Look at this crew of FLONKIES"

"That kid is a huge FLONKIE"
Flonkie by Flonkies October 10, 2008
Someone who flunks a grade
This kid is a flonke
Flonke by Jehehsgs September 24, 2017
To have made a mistake.
I made a flookle in my maths exam.
Flookle by Emma and Beth January 10, 2009