hypocrite

(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.

The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.

by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004

hypocrite

someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing

A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"

by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003

hypocrite

A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing

Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!

by TheFrost February 25, 2007

hypocrite

a person who makes out that they're against something, then does the thing they where against

a person stands up for a bullying victim then later supports the bully and his ways

by hipo May 13, 2003

hypocrite

a person who condemns a thing or activity, but then takes part in that thing or activity

Mom: Son, marijuana is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it.
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...

by marijuanaman420 January 3, 2008

hypocrite

a person who insults a lifestyle then lives it

Katy Perry is a hypocrite. She dissed her boyfriend for acting gay in her song "You Are So Gay", yet, she is acting the same way in "I Kissed A Girl". She'll probably insult me for saying this to her if I ever meet her, but I don't care.

by Karen Stickney August 4, 2008

hypocrite

A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.

Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!

by wakatakalaka August 4, 2008