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Quite possibly the most influential Halo 2 and Halo 3 montage maker of all time. He is known by almost every gamer out there. He has had countless hits such as "Eclectic" and "Phurion and Fluxy Dualtage." I actually had the honor to sit down and talk to him about his future plans during an interview with him on June 28th, 2008. He says that he plans to retire soon and just enjoy life. He wants to cross-breed a poodle and a rabbit in the near future. He also told me, "Yeah, basically I just want to experiment with things that no one has ever done before. For example, I already have a whole plan wrote out on feeding a horse purple food coloring, see... And then eventually it would turn purple right? So then after it turns purple you feed to the lions." I really didn't understand this complex plan, but I'm sure this would most definitely do good in the gaming world. He also told me that he enjoys sitting down with his pet ferrets and eating a nice meal of tater-tot bagel mix with a cup of low fat pomegranate milk with a half a teaspoon of BBQ. In conclusion, this one man will forever change the face of the earth.
What the fuck, you just got Phurion'd, bitchcopter???
phurion by John Heneberry July 5, 2008
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The Phusion 

A jazz, funk, rock group that use the process of improvisation, experimentation and inventiveness, The Phusion has been on a mission to play honest and meaningful music that can run the gamut of being deceptively accessible to technically eloquent. Their sound is on a constant journey where the question "why?" does not exist and the response "Why not" does. They realize that improvement is always necessary in order to go beyond mediocrity, even when revisions have already been made. The soundscape in which they frolic in, organically changes depending on the mood of the group and the influences that creep into their minds. The term "Genre" does not restrict their creative passion, nor does the concept of "Mainstream" intimidate them from producing music that is different. They may still be in Highscool, but their musical love is planted firmly in the ground. It would be their honour to allow you, the listener, to partake in this new euphonious journey.
Woah, what is that?! "The Phusion"

I need to listen to something different..."try The Phusion"
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Used to describe a person who is HP or XP, henpecked or extremely henpecked.
Look at phusion!! Super XP lor!! ROFLOL BTH
phusion by tox April 19, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026