Stereotypical American

Usually quite ditzy. uses the word "ghetto" often to describe something trashy. Usually is ignorant judges easily. Seems to think China and asia are seperate countries (China is a country, Asia is a continent) thinks Africa is one country(It's a continent consisting of many different countries with different cultures and languages) also thinks white people do not live in south africa. Beleive their country is the best in the world. Many can be closed minded thinking all of Africa is full of starving children with bloated stomachs. Thinks China and Japan are the same. Although their language,culture and facial features are totally different. Think all languages sound the same except european languages. Think countries like Japan are third world(even though it is the leading car maker,electronics maker and is one of the fashion capitals of the world) Stereotypical americans are often Fat and lazy. Stereotypical Americans goto another country and complain about how bad the food is. Stereotypical Americans are seen as "country" or "arrogant prissy rich white folks" Stereotypical americans are seen to not give a damn about what goes on in the world(unless their reputaion is at risk)Thinks Panda Express is REAL chinese food...when really it isn't. Stereotypical Americans are seen to be loud,Obnoxious,sex freaks,obese,arrogant,racist and rude.

Example 1
Stereotypical american

"Look at that Mexican! Hey wetback!! Why don't you serve me up a Taco and then mow my lawn for $5.00!!!"
"dude your such a stereotypical american.."

Example 2

Dude1:Dude, I can't imagine there being a beach in Africa...

Dude2:Man..all you have to do is imagine a beach with bloated black kids with flies all over their faces and tiki huts!

Dude1:Ohh haha dude...you sound like a stereotypical american!

Example 3

Fat Man:oh my god...it's so hot in this house....and it's TINY!

Bob:Hey joe what's the problem?

Fat Man:Bob..you need better air conditioning..its hot in here..and its limited in space...renovate your house to make it bigger!

Bob: *thinking* WHAT THE FUCK!? maybe if you lost some weight...it would solve the limited space and temperature...such a stereotypical american...

Example 4
White man:Oh my god! A black Person is approaching me!!

Black Man:Excuse me sir..

White Man:SHIT!! HELP ME!! He's ROBBING me!!

Black Man: wait man! I was just asking where the bathroom was!!

White Man:OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN!!

Black man:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!

Police is sent and sends out One HELICOPTER 5 police cars and 2 dogs. The Man is then Tasered and hit a couple times by batons while dogs attack him. He his arrest for attempted robbery.
the poor man who was attacked is ok. This descibes a stereotypical american moment when a black man is stereotyped as Bad and always wanting to rob white people. As this also descirbes a stereotype on how white people will always freak out when a black guy approaches them. Thus explaining a stereotypical American

Stereotypical American by Kino_Bear July 5, 2008

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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