Face-boating 

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

Face-boating by rhf123 July 1, 2008

beating my face 

A makeup term, used to say the tiring, repetitive and sometimes painful action of blending foundation or powder products with a beauty blender. Some women and men take this blending process very aggressively and have been known to cause bruises and damage to their face.

Girl: I’m ready for a night out, I just got done beating my face and now I’m ready to go.

beating my face by Sin lettuce December 3, 2017

Facebating 

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

Facebating by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating 

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

Facebating by derpmapp October 15, 2011