A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious
stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.
The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk
outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the
face.
Eg. “Oh my
God! Look at
Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”
Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s
face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”