Dick Snapper

A device which opens and remains stable until the operator exerts slight effort to close the dick snapper. It will physically and audibly snap down on the targets dick.

"Aww man, this box would make a good dick snapper"
"A Dick Snapper?!"

Dick Snapper by NiggerBort June 18, 2008

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Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

Dick slapper by Forko January 14, 2007

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Dancefloor dick slapper

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.

" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

Dancefloor dick slapper by Nickelrooy October 13, 2005

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Dick Snipper

A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.

Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"

Dick Snipper by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010