cryable 

A situation or work of art that illicits sad emotion or tears from those who experience it.

The movie "The pursuit of Happyness" was so cryable I couldn't stop weeping.

cryable by blackrockchick December 25, 2008

cryable 

when something is hideous and needs tears to register the true awfulness of it...... can also be used in positive connotations by adding the word NOT in front

a= rachael " what do you think of my new dress" jordanna ..." it's not cryable"
b= rachael " aaaaaarrrrrggggh my toenails broke in two" jordanna "oooh thats cryable"

cryable by scarlett .K June 16, 2008

cryable 

proper sad

omg she just called me a bitch thats so cryable

cryable by jonnytherealdep April 26, 2021

Crablegging 

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.

Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.

Crablegging by Unsuspecting Girl July 6, 2011

Giant Enemy Crablet 

The Giant Enemy Crablet is a video remake of a famous meme of The Giant Enemy Spider. This remake used clips from the Node and Steam videos (that were out at the time). These clips were collected from the game BONEWORKS, the best Virtual Reality game of 2019, and until full drive VR, of all time.

"The Giant Enemy Crablet HMM HMM HMHMHMHMHM MM MM MM M M M M M"
"Indeed my fellow Phord"

Giant Enemy Crablet by CamoHappy December 28, 2019

cryabetes 

Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.

I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?

cryabetes by daveycius May 27, 2006

Cryabetic 

Someone who over reacts and cries about everything at the drop of a hat.

I don't want to go out drinking with that girl anymore. She's a total cryabetic.

Cryabetic by Harley Weewax September 1, 2013