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doucheketeers 

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.
doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013

Douchekateer 

Someone who acts like a complete and total idiot over any social forum.
Tempakuron is a total douchekateer.
Douchekateer by Ramaramaize December 23, 2011

douchekittery 

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.
"That's too much douchekittery for me."
douchekittery by LauraBo May 15, 2009

DoucheKelver 

A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person.
Peter is a DoucheKelver.
DoucheKelver by Angus R February 21, 2015

douchemeter 

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.
i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.
douchemeter by olympiacos December 26, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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