Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

Rug Monkey by thedeciver January 11, 2009

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Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos

“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey

Rug monkey by lemonzestpizza April 2, 2022

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Rug Monkey • rug • rug muncher • rug rat • rug burn • rug doctor • Rug Pull • rug bug • rug munching • rug cutter

Rug Monkey

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

Rug Monkey by Moe FIzz June 9, 2008

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